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These funny soaps will have you thinking, "Oh shit.... that's me!" Get one for yourself or send a not so passive-aggressive message to a friend! It's all in good fun!
Each sign has a different scent and list of words to describe each zodiac sign.
Aquarius: Progressive Papaya (Woke AF • New-agey • Social butterfly)
Pisces: Driftwood Dreamer (Head in the clouds • Impressionable • Consummate napper)
Aries: Aggressive Agave Lime (Excels at "me time" • Frequent ER patient • Born winner)
Taurus: Champagne Chic (Epicurean • Personal space invader • Absolute ruler)
Gemini: Whimsical Watermelon (Good at behaving badly • Fickle flirt • Devious mind)
Cancer: Moody Mojitos (Professional introvert • Secretly clingy • Grudge collector)
Leo: Vanilla Vanity (Always right • Charming AF • Easily flattered)
Virgo: Overthinking Oranges (Trivia champ • Spreadsheet master • Impromptu party planner)
Libra: French Lavender Flirt (People pleaser • Passive-aggressive • Late fee collector)
Scorpio: Vindictive Violets (Basic sadist • Devours the weak • Power glare champ)
Sagittarius: Wandering White Tea (Class clown • Committment-challenged • Escape artist)
Capricorn: Bergamot Boss (Bossy AF • Full-on workaholic • Fluent in sarcasm)
- Net weight: 6oz
- One of a kind
- Ingredients: coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance
- Made in Ohio
Whiskey River Soap Co. is a local company based out of Columbus, OH, specializing in sassy, funny and not-so-subtle gifts and goods.
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