Astrology Soap

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A funny zodiac-themed bar of soap.

These funny soaps will have you thinking, "Oh shit.... that's me!" Get one for yourself or send a not so passive-aggressive message to a friend! It's all in good fun! 

Each sign has a different scent and list of words to describe each zodiac sign.

Aquarius:   Progressive Papaya   (Woke AF • New-agey • Social butterfly)
Pisces:   Driftwood Dreamer    (Head in the clouds • Impressionable • Consummate napper)
Aries:   Aggressive Agave Lime    (Excels at "me time" • Frequent ER patient • Born winner) 
Taurus:   Champagne Chic    (Epicurean • Personal space invader • Absolute ruler)
Gemini:   Whimsical Watermelon    (Good at behaving badly • Fickle flirt • Devious mind) 
Cancer:   Moody Mojitos    (Professional introvert • Secretly clingy • Grudge collector)
Leo:   Vanilla Vanity    (Always right • Charming AF • Easily flattered)
Virgo:   Overthinking Oranges    (Trivia champ • Spreadsheet master • Impromptu party planner)
Libra:   French Lavender Flirt    (People pleaser • Passive-aggressive • Late fee collector) 
Scorpio:   Vindictive Violets    (Basic sadist • Devours the weak • Power glare champ)
Sagittarius:   Wandering White Tea    (Class clown • Committment-challenged • Escape artist)
Capricorn:   Bergamot Boss    (Bossy AF • Full-on workaholic • Fluent in sarcasm)


  • Net weight: 6oz 
  • Handmade
  • One of a kind
  • Ingredients: coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycerine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance
  • Made in Ohio

Whiskey River Soap Co. is a local company based out of Columbus, OH, specializing in sassy, funny and not-so-subtle gifts and goods.

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